What’s the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers in law.
Jul
23
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Jul
15
How animals are going on holiday?
Lion alone.
Tiger with a lover.
Monkey with he’s wife.
Jul
15
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Jane Austen (1775 - 1817)
Jul
14
My wife is taking a diet while riding a horse.
And the results?
Horse lost 20 pounds.
Jul
14
Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)
