Paul is taking he’s wife at the doctor.

Doctor: Congratulations you are going to be a father.

Paul: How come, I was so careful?

Doctor: Well that’s the same as in traffic. You will be careful, but someone else will bump in.

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Education is the best provision for old age.

Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

What is blond saying when plane starts to shake?

It must be an earthquake.

People stop fighting
Angels are crying
We can be better
Love is the answer

Search inside
Are there any more tears to cry
(Don’t you wonder why?)
Why you feel so alone
All against the world
(World , World)
Search back time
When you used to sing alone
(To the music of your soul)
Song of faith you can change
It’s not too late

Refren:
People stop fighting
Angels are crying
We can be better
Love is the answer

Search inside
Are there any more tears to cry
(Don’t you wonder why?)
Why you feel so alone
All against the world
(World , World)
Search back time
When you used to sing alone
(To the music of your soul)
Song of faith you can change
It’s not too late

4x Refren:
People stop fighting
Angels are crying
We can be better
Love is the answer

Angels are crying
We can be better
Love is the answer

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.

Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

Two college students are talking

1: Hey bro, I got empty apartment tonight.

2: Such luck, you can read aloud.

Happy birthday to: Jessica Alba

Date of Birth:

28 April 1981, Pomona, California, USA

Mini Biography:

Born in Pomona, California, on April 28, 1981

Trivia:

Had asthma as a child.

Awards:

Nominated for Golden Globe. Another 8 wins & 28 nominations

Alternate Names:

Jessica Marie Alba

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.

Elmer G. Letterman