Two friends are talking.
What do you say when your mother in law doesn’t come at your home?
Y E S !!!
Jul
28
Jul
23
What’s the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers in law.
Jul
15
How animals are going on holiday?
Lion alone.
Tiger with a lover.
Monkey with he’s wife.
Jul
14
My wife is taking a diet while riding a horse.
And the results?
Horse lost 20 pounds.
Jul
12
On the usual question what Scottish man is wearing under the kilt, they answer:
On successful day - lipstick.
Jul
11
Two blondes are talking.
I like men like coffee.
So you like black and hot men?
Nop, I like them 3 times a day.
Jul
9
Why girls can’t find a boyfriend tender, sensitive and full with care?
Those guys already got boyfriends.
Jul
7
Paul is making a confession.
Sorry father, I have sinned.
I went out to a bar, found 20 year old girl and cheated my wife.
Where is that bar?
Jul
5
Two women are talking.
How come you have 5 kids and I cannot have one.
I’m going to the doctor together with my husband every day.
Well dear, try to go to the doctor alone.
Jul
4
Two friends are talking
My wife got really nasty habit in recent time. She’s waking in 2 A.M every night.
And?
She’s waiting for me to come home.
Jul
2
Osama Bin Laden is coming home after the work, and he is asking he’s wife:
Anybody looking for me?
Jul
1
Paul is going to the doctor.
Doctor, do you have something against cough?
No no problem, you can cough freely.
Jun
30
Why men are giving names to their penises?
Because they don’t want somebody with no name to make 98 % of their decisions.
Jun
28
Wife is telling to her husband.
Sweet heart, we are going to be 3.
How wonderful, I’m so happy.
Yea, mother divorced father and she’s coming to live with us.
